thereasonwhy.

I enjoy too many tv shows, artsy and sentimental shit, singing obnoxiously, vodka, sarcasm, all animals, and glitter.
My new roomie , Charles.

My new roomie , Charles.

When I was a child, adults would tell me not to make things up, warning me of what would happen if I did. As far as I can tell so far, it seems to involve lots of foreign travel and not having to get up too early in the morning.

—Neil Gaiman (via dissentients)

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No Great Illusion: What 20-Somethings Want

You want a job, a vacation, heath insurance, validation, a back rub, a scalp massage at the place where you get your haircut, people who are jealous of you, an ex who won’t stop texting you when they’re drunk, Twitter followers, happiness maybe sorta, someone to buy you lunch at a fancy…

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Travel is the most private of pleasures. There is no greater bore than the travel bore. We do not in the least want to hear what he has seen in Hong-Kong.

—Vita Sackville-West (via thebloomsburygroup)

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thedailywhat:

Purrfect Prank of the Day: Redditor frackyou’s little cousin posted his phone number to Facebook along with a status update informing everyone that he was bored.
Cat Facts to the rescue.
[reddit.]

thedailywhat:

Purrfect Prank of the Day: Redditor frackyou’s little cousin posted his phone number to Facebook along with a status update informing everyone that he was bored.

Cat Facts to the rescue.

[reddit.]

No Great Illusion: Things Not To Tell 15 Year Old Me

nogreatillusion:

At 25, you’ll still be having crushes.

You’ll still be horrified by the idea that your crush might FIND OUT YOU LIKE LIKE HIM.

You still won’t be able to touch the man you have a crush on, or even look straight in his eyes for more than three seconds.

You will still be having trouble using…

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Rilo Kiley

—Portions for Foxes

dune-femme:

Rilo Kiley /// Portions For Foxes


There’s a pretty young thing in front of you
And she’s real pretty
And she’s real into you
And then she’s sleepin’ inside of you.

(via hellowind)